Редактирование: Bar (раздел)

===Theatre===
This is the starting location for the trustworthy [[Clown]] and the shy but competitive [[Mime]]. The backstage requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has some novelty clothing a creampie, lipstick and soap, a violin and a random guitar on its tables at the start of a shift. The piano and string instruments will allow you to <s>annoy the shit out of everyone</s> [[Songs|play awesome music]] and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the [[dorms]].


Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.

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