Редактирование: Clown (раздел)

== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pranks ==
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This is where the [[griffon|bad clowns]] are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all) all over the hallways, or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K.-mech because [[Roboticist|those assholes]] don't have bananium so they could make you one.

If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:
* Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
* Hold two horns (okay, one can be a duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
* Ride wheeled chairs with fire extinguishers
* Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
* Wear funny outfits from the [[Vending_machines#AutoDrobe|AutoDrobe]]
** Be a pirateclown. Yarr, scurvy dog!
** Be a gentleman clown. I say, good sir!
** Be a gladiator clown. [[Songs#.EF.BB.BFFu.C4.8D.C3.ADk:_Entry_of_the_Gladiators_.28Circus_Music.29|Vale]]!
** Be a priest clown. Praise the Honkmother!
** Be a chicken clown. Cluck cluck bagawk!
** Paint yourself neon green and look like a cluwne, HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!
** Express your bitterness towards the mistreatment of clowns by wearing the comedian outfit, we live in a society.
** Terrorize the station with[[File:swagOutfit.png|32px]][[File:swagShoes.png|32px]]""""drip""""!
* Bolt open the costume storage for the entire crew to use
* Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job
* Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]
* Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
* Slip then shave peoples heads with a razor
* Annoy a targeted person of your choice by slipping them non-stop
* Yell fake claims about antags
* Make people panic with fake items from the arcade machines
* Make your own cooking oil supply and sell super-heated oil bottles or molotovs.
* Lube the halls
* Collect shoes from [[Assistant|Assistants]]
* Make a Conveyor Belt that makes non-stop noise
* Build a clown restaurant and run the chef out of business
* Insert donuts into people's pockets
* Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
* Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
* <s>Vandalize</s> Improve random departments with [[crayon]] and spraypaint
* Write obscenities right outside the brig and get dog piled by security
* Make a [[Honkbot]]
* Make some [[Assistant|friends]] and start <s>an underground fight club</s> a circus
* Become the [[Shaft Miner|shaft miner's]] plucky comic relief sidekick on a quest for [[bananium]]
* Build an art installation and protect it from [[Guide_to_robotics#Cleanbot|cleanbots]]
* [[Curator#How_To_Add_A_Book_To_The_Database|Write a book]] with your best jokes to preserve them for future generations of clowns 
* Hang out and make friends with [[Assistant|Greytiders]] to learn from their robustness to become [[Robust]] yourself
* Learn to work around your clumsiness to become every [[Antagonist]] and [[Security Officer]]'s worst nightmare.
* Deep fry the [[Armory]], people's gear, the [[Nuclear Operative]]'s guns or the [[Wizard]]'s Mjolnir with heated cooking-oil spray and watch them cry.
* Work with [[Genetics Lab|genetics]] for geladikinesis and wear a snowman suit to become snow miser or frosty the snowman.
* Bully people with boxing gloves.
* Make a [[Bananium]] statue of yourself and anchor it in some department to claim it for clown planet.
* Become a [[Maintenance|Maint]] clown and creep people that go in [[Maintenance]] out by placing balloons everywhere and honking.
* Set up a private network of [[Assistant|Assistants]] to stand up for you when [[Security|Shitsec]] starts mistreating you for playing harmless pranks.
* Commit mass pranking by spraying multiple people with [[Guide_to_chemistry#Baldium|Baldium]].
* Temporarily blind people with inverse [[Oculine]] droppers and watch them cry.

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Power ===
Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside.

If the round goes on long enough, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a [[H.O.N.K.]]-mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves <strike>instead of</strike> in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk!

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Honk ===
Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Equipment ===
You get the clown suit with matching squeaky shoes (with built-in Waddle Dampeners[TM]), a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!

In the crate in the theater backstage you get extra toys like a megaphone and a pie cannon, to be extra obnoxious.

=== [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Job Difficulty ===
Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!