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Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.

Drinks are reagents, like all other chemicals. Reagents operate as described here. Many of the effects applied by drink reagents operate on a per-second probability basis rather than a per tick probability basis. These still process every 2 seconds but the probabilities are adjusted so as to be proportional with number of seconds between each tick, generally 2.

Drink Strength


A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.

A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you. [Show/hide]

0: Non-alcoholic.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.

Basic Drink Ingredients


Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
}}Absinthe 80 1 part Absinthe Death and licorice A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not. Has a 5% chance per second to cause hallucinations in those without the Alcohol Tolerance quirk.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
}}Ale 65 1 part Ale Hearty barley ale A warm pint of delicious ale. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each, or from the Service borg shaker.
}}Amaretto 25 1 part Amaretto Fruity and nutty sweetness A gentle and syrup like drink, tastes of almonds and apricots. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles Luini Amaretto
}}Aloe Juice N/A 1 part Aloe juice Vegetable A healthy and refreshing juice. 16% chance per second to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: Juice aloe or grind aloe cream.
Файл:Aperitivo.png }}Aperitivo 40 1 part Aperitivo Intense citrusy bitterness The bright red coloring is stimulating your appetite, but you probably should mix this with something first. Reduces satiety.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Camillo Aperitivo Rosso.
}}Applejack 20 1 part Applejack An honest day's work at the orchard The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.
}}Apple Juice N/A 1 part Apple juice Apples The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages. Don't ask why it's green. To acquire: Juice an apple.
}}Banana Juice N/A 1 part Banana juice Banana The raw essence of a banana. HONK Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Grind or juice bananas.
}}Beer 25 1 part Beer Mild carbonated malt A freezing pint of beer. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
}}Berry Juice N/A 1 part Berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares? To acquire: Juice berries.
Файл:Bitters.png }}Bitters 70 1 part Bitters Spiced alcohol A bartender's best friend To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 3 bottles of Bitters.
}}Bungo Juice N/A 1 part Bungo juice Succulent bungo Exotic! You feel like you are on vacation already. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage
To acquire: Juice bungo fruit
}}Carrot juice N/A 1 part Carrot juice Carrots It is just like a carrot but without crunching. Heals eye damage.
To acquire: Juice carrots.
}}Champagne 40 1 part Champagne Auspicious occasions and bad decisions A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard. To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.
}}Clown's Tears N/A 1 part Clown's Tears Not very funny. To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.
Файл:Gin vodka glass.png }}Coconut Rum 21 1 part Coconut rum Coconut rum The distilled essence of the beach. Tastes like bleach-blonde hair and suncream. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Breezy Shoals Coconut Rum, 100 units each.
}}Coffee N/A 1 part Coffee Bitterness Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
}}Cognac 75 1 part Cognac Angry and irish Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Файл:Soy milk glass.png }}Creme de Coconut 20 1 part Creme de Coconut A sweet milky flavor with notes of toasted sugar A coconut liqueur for smooth, creamy, tropical drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
}}Creme de Menthe 20 1 part Creme de Menthe A minty, cool, and invigorating splash of cold streamwater A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
}}Creme de Cacao 20 1 part Creme de Cacao A slick and aromatic hint of chocolates swirling in a bite of alcohol A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.
Файл:Curacao.png }}Blue Curacao 30 1 part Curacao Blue orange Made with laraha oranges, for an aromatic finish. Beautifully blue To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. 5 Bottles of Beekhof Blauw Curaçao in Booze-o-mat
}}Dr. Gibb N/A 1 part Dr. Gibb Cherry soda Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply. Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Файл:Dreadnog.png }}Dreadnog 1 1 part Dreadnog Custard and alcohol For suffering during a period of joy. Worst-tasting drink in the game, gives a huge mood debuff.
To acquire: Order a Dreadnog Carton Crate for 1000cr in cargo
}}Fernet 80 1 part Fernet Utter bitterness Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure. Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving.
To acquire: In hacked Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from an emagged Service borg shaker.
}}Garlic Juice N/A 1 part Garlic juice Crushed (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).
To acquire: Grind garlic.
}}Gin 45 1 part Gin An alcoholic christmas tree It's gin. In space. I say, good sir. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each.
}}Grappa 60 1 part Wine

10 units Universal enzyme (catalyst)

Classy bitter sweetness A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
}}Grenadine N/A 1 part Grenadine Sweet pomegranates Delicious flavored syrup. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.
}}{{#if:Ice|}}Glass of Ice N/A 1 part Ice Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too... Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Файл:Hakka mate.gif }}Hakka-Mate N/A 1 part Hakka-Mate Bubbly yerba mate A Martian-made yerba mate soda, dragged straight out of the pits of a hacking convention. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Hakka-Mate, 30u each.
}}Hard Cider 25 1 part Hard cider The season that falls between winter and summer Apple juice, for adults. Cools down.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
Файл:Herbal Liqueur.png }}Herbal Liqueur 75 1 part Herbal Liqueur Confounding Herbaceousness You wonder just how many herbs were needed to make this glass. To acquire: In the Booze-O-Mat, 2 bottles of Bellarmine D.O.P Herbal Liqueur with another two avaliable if it's been hacked
Файл:Holy water glass.png }}Holy Water N/A 1 part Holy Water A glass of holy water. Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism.
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
}}{{#if:Kahlúa|}}Kahlúa 45 1 part Kahlúa DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 Sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
}}Lemon Juice N/A 1 part Lemon juice Sourness Sour... To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.
}}Lemon-Lime N/A 1 part Lemon-Lime Tangy lime and lemon soda You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
}}Lime Juice N/A 1 part Lime juice Unbearable sourness A glass of sweet-sour lime juice. 20% chance to heal 1 toxin damage.
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
Файл:Maraschino.png }}Maraschino 50 1 part Maraschino Nutty Sweetness If mixing sugar and alcohol really does contribute to hangovers, drinking this straight is certainly one way to find out. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Dalmazia Originale Maraschino Liqueur.
Файл:Melon soda.gif }}Melon Soda N/A 1 part Melon soda Fizzy melon A neon green hit of nostalgia. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 cans of Kansumi Melon Soda, 30 units each.
}}Menthol N/A 1 part Menthol Mint Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation. Prevents coughing.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
Файл:Milk glass.png }}Milk N/A 1 part Milk Milk White and nutritious goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
}}{{#if:Milk Cream|}}Milk Cream N/A 1 part Cream Creamy milk Ewwww... 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
}}{{#if:Navy Rum|}}Navy Rum 90 1 part Navy rum A life on the waves Splice the mainbrace, and God save the King. It's white rum To acquire:. In Booze Dispenser, or in the Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Pride of the Union Navy-Strength Rum.
Файл:Nothing glass.png }}Nothing N/A 1 part Nothing Nothing Absolutely nothing. Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them.
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
}}Orange Juice N/A 1 part Orange juice Oranges Vitamins! Yay! 30% chance to heal 1 suffocation damage.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each, and the Service borg shaker. You can also get 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. You can also juice oranges.
}}Parsnip Juice N/A 1 part Parsnip juice Parsnip Why... To acquire: Juice a parsnip.
}}Peach Juice N/A 1 part Peach juice Peaches Just peachy. To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.
}}Pineapple Juice N/A 1 part Pineapple juice Pineapple Tart, tropical, and hotly debated. To acquire: In Soda Dispenser, or juice pineapples.
Файл:Plumjuice.png }}Plum Juice N/A 1 part Plum juice Plums Refreshing and slightly acidic beverage. To acquire: Juice plums.
Файл:Plum Wine.png }}Plum Wine 20 1 part Plum wine A poet's love and undoing A poet's love and undoing. To acquire: Ferment plums.
}}Poison Berry Juice N/A 1 part Poison berry juice berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares? Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
}}Potato Juice N/A 1 part Potato juice Irish sadness Bleh... To acquire: Juice potatoes.
Файл:Rice beer.gif }}Rice Beer 5 1 part Rice beer Mild carbonated malt A light, rice-based lagered beer popular on Mars. Considered a hate crime against Bavarians under the Reinheitsgebot Act of 1516. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or in Booze-O-Mat, 10 cans of either Ebisu Super Dry, Moonlabor Malt's, or Shimauma Ichiban, 40 units each.
}}Rum 60 1 part Rum Spiked butterscotch Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you? To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
}}Sake 70 1 part Sake Sweet rice wine A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst). Or ferment rice.
Файл:Gin vodka glass.png }}Shochu 45 1 part Shochu Stiff rice wine Also known as soju or baijiu, this drink is made from fermented rice, much like sake, but at a generally higher proof making it more similar to a true spirit. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Shu-Kouba straight Shochu, 100 units each.
Файл:Sodawater.gif }}Soda Water N/A 1 part Soda water Carbonated water Why not make a scotch and soda? Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each, or from Service borg shaker.
Файл:Sol dry glass.png }}Sol Dry N/A 1 part Sol Dry Sweet ginger spice A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger. Reduces disgust.
To acquire: Soda dispenser. There are 10 cans of Sol Dry in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines, or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. 30 units in each can.
Файл:Soy milk glass.png }}Soy Milk N/A 1 part Soy milk Soy milk White and nutritious soy goodness! 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
To acquire: Biogenerator or from Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
}}Space Cola N/A 1 part Space Cola Cola A glass of refreshing Space Cola. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines, or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. You can also get it from Service borg shaker. 30 units are also in in each can of Space Cola, and 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
}}Space Mountain Wind N/A 1 part Space Mountain Wind Sweet citrus soda Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind. Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In the Soda Dispenser, along with 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
Файл:Space-up glass.gif }}Space-Up N/A 1 part Space-Up Cherry soda Space-Up. It helps keep your cool. Cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In the Soda Dispenser, or 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
}}Tea N/A 1 part Tea Tart black tea Drinking it from here would not seem right. Similar to coffee but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. You can also get it from the Soda Dispenser or from the Hot Drinks vending machines.
}}Tequila 70 1 part Tequila Paint stripper Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades! To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
Файл:Toechtauese.png }}Toechtauese Juice N/A 1 part Toechtauese Juice Fiery itchy pain Raw, unadulterated töchtaüse juice. One swig will fill you with regrets. To acquire: Juice toechtauese Berries
Файл:Toechtauese.png }}Toechtauese syrup N/A 6 parts Toechtauese Juice

4 parts Sugar

Sugar, spice, and nothing nice A harsh spicy and bitter syrup, made from töchtaüse berries. Useful as an ingredient, both for food and cocktails
}}Tomato Juice N/A 1 part Tomato juice Tomatoes Are you sure this is tomato juice? 20% chance to heal 1 burn damage.
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
Файл:Tonic water glass.png }}Tonic Water N/A 1 part Tonic water Tart and fresh Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated.
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser, or in the Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. You can also get it from the Service borg shaker.
}}Triple Sec 30 1 part Triple Sec A warm flowery orange taste which recalls the ocean air and summer wind of the caribbean A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur. To acquire: In the booze dispenser.
Файл:Rootbeer.png }}Two-Time Root Beer N/A 1 part Root beer a monstrous sugar rush A popular, old-fashioned brand of root beer, known for its extremely sugary formula. Might make you want a nap afterwards. Drastically improves your fire rate with guns while it's in your system, while making you dizzy and jittery. When it leaves your system, deals stamina damage and makes you drowsy proportional to how long you had it in your system.

To acquire: 1 bottle in soda vending machines.

Файл:Vermouth glass.png }}Vermouth 45 1 part Vermouth Dry alcohol You wonder why you're even drinking this straight. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
}}Vodka 65 1 part Vodka Grain alcohol The glass contain wodka. Xynta. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme
Файл:24Volt energy.png }}24-Volt Energy N/A 1 part 24-Volt Energy Sour pear An artificially coloured and flavoured electric energy drink, in lanternfruit flavour. Made for ethereals, by ethereals. Recharges ethereals.
To acquire: In soda vending machines, 3 cans of 24-Volt Energy, 30 units each.
Файл:WineVoltaicGlass.png }}Voltaic Yellow Wine 30 1 Part Voltaic Yellow Wine Static, with a hint of sweetness Electrically charged wine. Recharges ethereals, but nontoxic to other races. Counts as "food" for Etherials. Reference to Yakuza: Like a Dragon.

To Acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.

Файл:Water glass.png }}Water N/A 1 part Water The father of all refreshments. Dilutes the effects of alcohol and slowly removes drunkenness.

To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.

Файл:Watermelon juice glass.png }}Watermelon Juice N/A 1 part Watermelon juice Juicy watermelon A glass of watermelon juice. To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.
Файл:Welder fuel glass.png }}Welder Fuel N/A 1 part Welding fuel Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks.
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
Файл:Whiskeyglass.png }}Whiskey 75 1 part Whiskey Molasses A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn. To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.
Файл:Wine glass.png }}Wine 35 1 part Wine Bitter sweetness A very classy looking drink. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (10u enzyme instantly turns it into grappa).
}}Yūyake 40 1 part Yūyake Sweet melon A sweet melon liqueur from Japan. Considered a relic of the 1980s by most, it has some niche use in cocktail making, in part due to its bright red colour. To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Moonlabor Yūyake, 100 units each.

Mixed Drinks


Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
}}Acid Spit 70 3 parts Wine

1 part Sulphuric Acid

Stomach acid A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
Файл:Agua.png }}Agua Fresca N/A 4 parts Watermelon juice

1 part Ice
2 parts Water
2 parts Lime juice
1 part Menthol

Cool refreshing watermelon A refreshing watermelon agua fresca. Cools down if overheated and reduces toxins. Results in 3 parts instead of 10.
}}Alexander 50 1 part Cognac

1 part Creme de Cacao
1 part Cream

Bitter, creamy cacao A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems. If you have a shield it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.
IBA Official Cocktail
}}Allies Cocktail 45 1 part Classic Martini
2 parts Gin
1 part Vermouth

1 part Vodka

Bitter yet free A drink made from your allies. Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin.
}}Aloe 35 3 part Watermelon juice

1 part Cream
2 part Whiskey

Sweet n creamy Very, very, very good.
}}Amaretto Alexander 35 1 part Amaretto

1 part Cream
1 part Creme de Cacao

Sweet, creamy cacao A creamy, indulgent delight that is in fact as gentle as it seems.
Файл:Amaretto sour.png }}Amaretto Sour 15 15 part Amaretto

5 part Lemon Juice
2 part Egg White

Foamy lemony sweetness This sweet play on the sour formula has gained popularity among tizirian audiences due to it's nutty-eggy nature. It's still perfectly suited to most anyone's palette, as long as they're not vegan.
}}Amasec 35 1 part Iron

5 part Wine
5 part Vodka

Dark and metallic Always handy before COMBAT!!! Warhammer 40k drink
Файл:Amaterasu.gif }}Amaterasu 54 1 part Shochu

2 parts Berry Juice
1 part Vodka
1 part Grenadine
5 parts Soda water

Sweet nectar of the gods. Named for Amaterasu, the Shinto Goddess of the Sun, this cocktail embodies radiance- or something like that, anyway.
}}Andalusia 40 1 part Rum

1 part Whiskey
1 part Lemon juice

Lemons A nice, strangely named drink.
}}Anti-Freeze 35 2 parts Vodka

1 part Cream
1 part Ice

Jack Frost's piss The ultimate refreshment. Heats you up if you are frozen.
}}Arnold Palmer N/A 1 part Lemonade
1 part Iced Tea
1 part Ice
3 parts Tea
Bitter tea Encourages the patient to go golfing.
}}Atomic Bomb 0 10 parts B-52
1 part Irish Cream

1 part Kahlúa

1 part Cognac

1 part Uranium

Da bomb Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing. Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
}}B-52 85 1 part Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Cream

1 part Kahlúa
1 part Cognac

Angry and irish Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Bacchus' Blessing 300 1 part Hooch

1 part Absinthe

1 part Manly Dorf
1 part Beer
2 parts Ale

1 part Syndicate Bomb
1 part Whiskey Cola
1 part Beer
A wall of bricks Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content. Can kill you if you drink enough.
}}Bahama Mama 35 2 parts Rum

1 part Creme de Coconut
1 part Kahlúa
1 part Pineapple juice

Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of coffee Tropic cocktail. Existing cocktail
}}Banana Honk 60 1 part Laughter

1 part Cream

A bad joke A drink from Clown Heaven. Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.
Файл:Bananashake.png }}Banana Milkshake N/A 1 whole Banana

1 part Ice
1 part Cream

thick banana Ook ook! Eek eek!
Файл:Banzai ti.gif }}{{#if:Banzai-Tī|}}Banzai-Tī 40 1 part Yuyake

1 part Triple Sec
1 part Gin
1 part Rum
1 part Tequilla
1 part Vodka

2 parts Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice

2 parts Soda water

An asian twist on a liquor cabinet A variation on the Long Island Iced Tea, made with yuyake for an alternative flavour that's hard to place.
}}Barefoot 45 1 part Cream

1 part Vermouth
1 part Berry juice

Creamy berries Barefoot and pregnant. Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.
Файл:Bartender's Handshake.png }}Bartender's Handshake 50 1 Part Aperitivo

1 Part Fernet

Pretentious bitterness Truly, a drink only its mother (or father) could love. Heals bartenders of brute and burn damage, and disgusts everyone else.
}}Bastion Bourbon 30 1 part Tea

1 part Creme de Menthe

1 part Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice

1 part Berry juice

Hot herbal brew with a hint of fruit Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors. When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.

Spirit from Bastion

}}Beepsky Smash 60 2 parts Quadruple Sec
5 parts Triple Sec

5 parts Triple Citrus

5 parts Grenadine

2 parts Lime juice
1 part Iron

JUSTICE Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW. Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.
Файл:Berry blast.png Berry Blast Smoothie N/A 1 part Berry Juice

1 part Milk
1 part Cream

Mixed berry A classic drink, freshly made with hand picked berries. Or, maybe not.
}}Between the Sheets 55 1 part Rum

2 parts Cognac
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Lemon juice

Seduction A provocatively named classic. Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.
IBA Official Cocktail
}}Bilk 15 1 part Beer

1 part Milk

Desperation and lactate A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis. 10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Файл:Bitters soda.gif }}Bitters and Soda 0 10 part Soda Water

5 part Ice
1 part Bitters

mild aromatics A milder, dryer alternative to ginger beer for the task of settling rumbling tummies. Technically contains alcohol, but in low enough concentrations that children or the pregnant can enjoy without worrying. Reduces disgust.
}}Black Russian 70 3 parts Vodka

2 parts Kahlúa

Bitterness For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian. IBA official cocktail
}}Blank Paper 20 1 part Silencer
1 part Nothing

1 part Cream

1 part Sugar

1 part Nothing

1 part Nuka Cola
1 part Uranium
6 parts Space Cola
Bubbling possibility A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh. Heals and mutes mimes.
}}Blazaam 70 1 part Peach juice
1 part Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal

2 parts Gin

Alternate realities The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover. Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.
}}Bloody Mary 55 1 part Vodka

2 parts Tomato juice
1 part Lime juice

Tomatoes with a hint of lime Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder. Restores blood. IBA official cocktail
}}Blue Cherry Shake N/A 1 part Ice

1 part Cream
1 part Blue cherry jelly

Creamy blue cherry A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
Файл:Blue blazer.gif }}Blue Blazer 25 4 part Whiskey

4 part Water
1 part Sugar

Scorched sweet whiskey A visually stunning drink created by one of the fathers of cocktail bartending, made by tossing flaming whiskey between two glasses. Not to be served if it's above fifty degrees farenheit outside, although that's not much of a concern on a space station. Heats you up if you are frozen.
Файл:Blue hawaiian.png }}Blue Hawaiian 30 1 part Pineapple juice

1 part Lemon juice
2 parts Coconut rum
1 part Curacao

The Aloha State Sweet, sharp and coconutty.
}}Booger 45 1 part Cream

1 part Banana juice
1 part Rum
1 part Watermelon juice

Sweet n creamy Ewww...
Файл:Bosozuko.gif }}{{#if:Bōsōzoku|}}Bōsōzoku 6 1 part Rice beer

1 part Lemonade

Bittersweet lemon A simple summer drink from Mars, made from a 1:1 mix of rice beer and lemonade.
Файл:Boston sour.png }}Boston Sour 35 15 parts Whiskey Sour

2 parts Egg White
1 part Bitters

Foamy lemony sourness A classic twist upon a whiskey sour that uses an egg white to provide texture and structure. Despite what some say, the egg white is not sterilized by the alcohol of the whiskey, but if the eggs are handled properly it's probably fine...
}}Branca Menta 35 1 part Fernet

1 part Creme de Menthe
1 part Ice

A bitter freshness A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original. Cools you down if overheated. Causes a tick of 35 stamina damage when first drank.
Файл:Brandy Crusta.png }}Brandy Crusta 30 4 parts Sidecar

1 part Maraschino
1 part Sugar

Orangy sweetness The encrusted rim of this drink reminds you of a saccharine snow… or just a sugary margarita. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Brave Bull 60 2 parts Tequila

1 part Kahlúa

Alcoholic bravery Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up. Temporarily increases maximum health and will overcome phobias. Existing cocktail
}}Bug Spray 50 2 parts Rum

2 parts Triple Sec
1 part Lemon lime
1 part Vodka

The pain of ten thousand slain mosquitos A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves. Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
Файл:Caramelshake.png }}Caramel Milkshake N/A 1 parts Cream

1 parts Caramel
1 parts Ice

Sweet rich creamy caramel A caramel flavored milkshake.
Файл:Casino.png }}Casino 50 8 parts Gin

1 part Lemon Juice
1 part Maraschino

Sweet Juniper For when you want to feel classy while you blow your salary on slots. IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Cinderelladrink.png }}Cinderella N/A 10 parts Pineapple juice

10 parts Orange juice
5 parts Lemon juice
5 parts Ice
20 parts Sol Dry
2 parts Bitters

Sweet tangy fruit Most definitely a cocktail and something you can drink with the girls. Not really
}}Changeling Sting 50 2 part Lemon-lime
1 part Screwdriver Cocktail
2 parts Vodka
1 part Orange juice
Your brain coming out your nose A stingy drink. Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.
}}Cherry Shake N/A 1 part Ice

1 part Cream
1 part Cherry jelly.

Creamy tart cherry A cherry flavored milkshake.
}}Chocolate N/A 5 parts Water

1 part Coco powder

Creamy chocolate Tasty. Heats up if frozen
}}Chocolate Milk N/A 3 parts Hot Coco

2 parts Coco powder
Under 300K temperature.

Chocolate milk Tasty. 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil.
Файл:Choccyshake.png }}Chocolate Milkshake N/A 1 parts Cream

1 parts Cocoa powder
1 parts Ice

Sweet creamy chocolate A frosty chocolate milkshake.
}}Chocolate Pudding N/A 5 parts Cocoa

5 parts Cream
2 part Egg yolk

A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
}}Classic Martini 60 2 parts Gin

1 part Vermouth

Dry class Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it. IBA official cocktail
}}{{#if:Cafe Latte|}}Cafe Latte N/A 1 part Coffee

1 part Milk

Bitter cream A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
}}Cream Soda N/A 2 parts Soda water

2 parts Sugar
1 part Vanilla

Fizzy vanilla A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink. Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.
}}Crevice Spike -10 2 parts Lime juice

4 parts Capsaicin

A bitter SPIKE with a sour aftertaste Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering. It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
}}Cuba Libre 50 3 parts Rum and Coke
2 parts Rum
1 part Space Cola

1 part Lime juice

A refreshing marriage of citrus and rum A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. Heals revolutionaries.
IBA official cocktail
Файл:CucumberLemonade.png }}Cucumber Lemonade N/A 3 parts Lemon lime

2 parts Cucumber juice
1 part Ice

Citrus soda with cucumber The smell of cucumber from lemonade, I'm sure I won't get poisoned?
Файл:Daiquiri.png }}Daiquiri 35 3 parts rum

1 part Lime Juice
1 part Sugar
1 part Ice

Crisp lime In some ways the ultimate tropical cocktail, very few rum drinks are not in some way a descendant of this classic. IBA official cocktail
}}Demons Blood 75 1 part Space Mountain Wind

1 part Rum
1 part Blood
1 part Dr. Gibb

Sweet tasting iron Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up. Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.
}}Devil's Kiss 70 1 part Blood

1 part Rum
1 part Kahlúa

Bitter iron Creepy time! Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.
}}Doctor's Delight N/A 1 part Lime juice

1 part Tomato juice
1 part Orange juice
1 part Cream
1 part Cryoxadone

Homely fruit A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place. Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless your roundstart job is in the medical department, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).
Файл:Driestmartini.png }}Driest Martini 65 1 part Nothing

1 part Gin

A beach Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing
}}Drunken Blumpkin 50 1 part Blumpkin juice
2 parts Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Cream

1 part Ice

Molasses and a mouthful of pool water A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
}}Duplex 25 2 parts Hard cider

1 part Apple juice
1 part Berry juice

Green apples and blue raspberries An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
}}Eggnog 1 2 parts Egg yolk

5 parts Rum
5 parts Cream

Custard and alcohol For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
}}Erika Surprise 35 1 part Ale

1 part Lime juice
1 part Whiskey
1 part Ice
1 part Banana juice

Tartness and bananas The surprise is, it's green!
Файл:Ersatzche.gif }}Ersatzche 6 3 parts Pineapple juice

5 parts Rice beer
1 part Capsaicin
1 part Sugar

Spicy pineapple beer Sweet, bitter, spicy- that's a great combination.
}}Fanciulli -10 1 part Manhattan
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Vermouth

1 part Fernet

A sweet sobering mix What if the Manhattan cocktail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liqueur? Reduces satiety. Sobers you up. Causes a tick of 20 stamina damage when first drank.
Existing drink.
}}Fernet Cola 25 1 part Fernet

1 part Cola

Sweet relief A very popular and bittersweet digestive, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition. Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.
}}Fetching Fizz 10 1 part Nuka Cola
1 part Uranium
6 parts Space Cola

1 part Iron

Charged metal Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content. Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.

Spirit from Bastion

Файл:Flip cocktail.png }}Flip Cocktail 30 15 parts Cognac

5 parts Sugar
4 parts Egg White
2 parts Egg Yolk

Creamy brandy and nutmeg A simplified and modernized adaptation of a much older drink that predates the Cocktail. While the older version used ale and was heated before it was drunk, this version is chilled. Really, the main similarity is the use of a whole egg. Has a 10% chance to make you do a flip.
Файл:French 75.png }}French 75 30 5 part Champagne

3 part Gin
1 part Lemon Juice
1 part Sugar

Glory and gunnery A sophisticated cocktail made by strengthening champagne with gin, then flavoring with lemon juice and sugar. IBA official cocktail
}}Fringe Weaver 90 9 parts Ethanol

1 part Sugar

Ethylic alcohol with a hint of sugar Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic. Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
Файл:Four bit.gif }}Four Bit 26 2 parts Hakka-Mate

2 parts Rum
1 part Lime juice

Cyberspace A drink to power your typing hands.
Файл:Funky monkey.png Funky Monkey Smoothie N/A 1 part Coco

1 part Milk
1 part Banana juice

Chocolate and Banana A classic drink made with chocolate and banana. No monkeys were harmed, officially.
Файл:Garibaldi.png }}Garibaldi 15 4 parts Orange Juice

1 part Aperitivo

Bitter oranges A drink for unifiers and revolutionaries. Makes revolutionaries resistant to wounds and fearless.
IBA Official Cocktail
}}Gibb Floats N/A 5 parts Dr. Gibb

5 parts Ice
5 parts Cream

Creamy cherry Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass. Fills you up.
}}Gin Fizz 45 2 parts Gin

1 part Soda water
1 part Lime juice

Dry, tart lemons Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Ginger Amaretto 30 1 parts Amaretto

1 part Sol Dry
1 part Lemon juice
1 part Ice

Sweetness followed by a soft sourness and warmth The sprig of rosemary adds a nice aroma to the drink, and isn't just to be pretentious afterall!
}}Gin and Tonic 25 2 parts Gin

1 part Tonic water

Mild and tart A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
Файл:Gin garden.png }}Gin Garden N/A 1 part Lime juice

1 part Sugar
3 parts Cucumber juice
3 parts Gin
5 parts Sol Dry
2 parts Ice

light gin with sweet ginger and cucumber Excellent cooling alcoholic drink with not so ordinary taste.
}}Godfather 50 1 parts Amaretto

1 part Whiskey

A delightful softened punch A classic from old Italy and enjoyed by gangsters, pray the orange peel doesnt end up in your mouth.
}}Godmother 50 1 parts Amaretto

1 part Vodka

Sweetness and a zesty twist A lovely fresh smelling cocktail, a true Sicilian delight.
}}Goldschlager 25 10 parts Vodka

1 part Gold

Burning cinnamon 100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
}}Grape Soda N/A 1 part Grape juice

1 part Soda water

Grape soda Beloved of children and teetotalers. Cools you down if overheated.
}}Grasshopper 25 5 parts Cream

5 parts Creme de Menthe
5 parts Creme de Cacao

Chocolate and mint dancing around your mouth A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Green Beer 25 10 parts Beer

1 part Green Crayon Powder

Green piss water A freezing pint of green beer. Festive. Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Файл:Green giant.png Green Giant Smoothie N/A 1 part Creme de Menthe

1 part Milk
1 part Lime Juice

Green, just green A classic drink, if you enjoy juiced wheatgrass and chia seeds.
}}Grog 1 1 part Water

1 part Rum

A poor excuse for alcohol A fine and cepa drink for Space. Exists in real world
}}Hearty Punch 90 5 parts Brave Bull
2 parts Tequila
1 part Kahlúa

5 parts Syndicate Bomb
1 part Whiskey Cola
1 part Beer

5 parts Absinthe Temperature 315K

Bravado in the face of disaster Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content. Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.

Spirit from Bastion

Файл:Helianthus.png }}Helianthus 75 1 part Absinthe

1 part Mindbreaker Toxin
1 part Sugar

Golden memories A dark yet radiant mixture of absinthe and hallucinogens. The choice of all true artists. Causes hallucinations.
}}Hippie's Delight N/A 1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen
1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
1 part Gin

1 part Vodka
1 part Whiskey
1 part Cognac

1 part Lemon juice
Giving peace a chance A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's. Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering
Файл:Thejuice.png }}The Juice 50 1 part Mushroom Tea
1 part Mushroom powder
5 parts Water

1 part Bluespace Dust
1 part Mindbreaker Toxin

1 part Neurotoxin

1 part Morphine.

Like, the future, man A concoction of not-so-edible things that apparently lets you feel like you're in two places at once. Lets the drinker see bluespace tears in reality, allowing them to freely teleport from one end to the other, akin to the "Bluespace Prophet" trauma.
}}Hivemind Eraser 40 2 parts Black Russian
3 parts Vodka
2 parts Kahlúa

1 part Grenadine

1 part Thirteen Loko
1 part Vodka

1 part Lime juice

1 part Coffee
Psychic links A vessel of pure flavor. For when even mindshields can't save you. See Hivemind Host.
}}Hooch 100 2 parts Ethanol

1 part Welding fuel
1 unit Universal enzyme (catalyst)

Pure resignation You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era.
}}Hot Ice Coffee N/A 1 part Coffee
1 part Hot Ice Slush
Grind Hot Ice. 50u per sheet.
Bitter coldness and a hint of smoke A sharp drink. This can't have come cheap. Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and deals 1 toxin damage.
Файл:Hot toddy.png }}Hot Toddy 25 5 parts Water

3 parts Cognac
1 part Lemon Juice
1 part Sugar Temperature 320k

The warmth of a comfy fireplace A warmed blend of spirits, sugar, and spices. While the concept is ancient, this preparation with cognac and refined sugar is a bit more modern. Heats you up if you are frozen.
}}Iced Beer 15 5 parts Beer

1 part Ice
or
10 parts Beer
1 part Frost Oil

Refreshingly cold A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes. Cools you down if overheated
}}Iced Coffee N/A 1 part Ice

3 parts Coffee

Bitter coldness A drink to perk you up and refresh you! Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep
}}Iced Tea N/A 1 part Ice

3 parts Tea

Sweet tea All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation. Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.
Файл:Imperial mai tai.png }}Imperial Mai Tai 52 1 part Navy rum

1 part Rum
1 part Lime juice
1 part Triple Sec
1 part korta nectar

Spicy nutty rum For when orgeat is in short supply, do as the spacers do- make do and mend.
Файл:Improved Whiskey Cocktail.png }}Improved Whiskey Cocktail 65 6 parts Sazerac

1 parts Maraschino

Nutty anise-scented whiskey A descendent of the old fashioned, which also predates the Old Fashioned by about a decade. A student of cocktail histories can resolve this paradox. IBA official cocktail
}}Irish Car Bomb 25 1 part Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Cream

1 part Ale

The spirit of Ireland An Irish car bomb. Exists in real world. Can detonate a Clown Car if the subject has over 30u in their system.
}}Irish Coffee 35 2 parts Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Cream

2 parts Coffee

Giving up on the day Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Irish Cream 50 2 parts Whiskey

1 part Cream

Creamy alcohol It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish? Exists in real world
Файл:Italiancoco.png }}Italian Hot Chocolate N/A 5 parts Hot coco

4 parts Whipped cream
1 parts Corn starch

Thick creamy chocolate An extra thick hot chocolate filled with love.
}}Jack Rose 15 2 parts Applejack

1 part Grenadine
1 part Lime juice

A sweet and sour slice of apple A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie. Exists in real life
Файл:Jungle Bird.png }}Jungle Bird 25 3 parts Rum

3 parts Pineapple Juice
1 part Aperitivo
1 part Lime Juice
1 part Sugar

Pineapple and quinine SQUAWK! No drunks in the engine room! SQUAWK! Causes drinkers to soothe the supermatter while near it.
IBA Official Cocktail
}}Kamikaze 60 1 part Vodka

1 part Triple Sec
1 part Lime juice

Divine windiness Divinely windy. IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Kings ransom.png }}{{#if:Kings Ransom|}}King’s Ransom 26 2 parts Gin

5 parts Rice beer
2 parts Berry juice
1 part Bitters

Bitter raspberry A stiff, bitter drink with an odd name and odder recipe.
Файл:Konococo rumtini.png }}Konococo Rumtini 20 3 parts Coffee

3 parts Kahlua
2 parts Coconut rum
2 parts Sugar

Coconut coffee Coconut rum, coffee liqueur, and espresso- an odd combination, to be sure, but a welcomed one.
}}Kortara 25 Ferment Korta Nuts Sweet nectar A sweet, milky nut-based drink enjoyed on Tizira. Frequently mixed with fruit juices and cocoa for extra refreshment. The fermented nectar of the Korta nut, as enjoyed by lizards galaxywide.
Файл:Kumicho.png }}{{#if:Kumicho|}}Kumichō 62 2 parts Godfather
1 part Amaretto
1 part Whiskey

1 part Shochu
1 part Bitters

Rice and rye A new take on a classic cocktail, the Kumicho takes the Godfather formula and adds shochu for an Asian twist.
Файл:Last Word.png }}Last Word 50 1 part Gin

1 part Herbal Liqueur
1 part Lime Juice
1 part Maraschino

Herbal finality It speaks for itself. Your first sip every five minutes will cause you to silently savor the drink for 5 seconds.
IBA Official Cocktail
}}Lemonade N/A 2 parts Lemon juice

2 parts Water
1 part Sugar
1 part Ice

Sunshine and summertime Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
}}Lizard Wine 45 1 Lizard Tail

100 units Ethanol

Scaley sweetness An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff. Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .
}}Long Island Iced Tea 35 1 part Vodka

1 part Gin

1 part Cuba Libre
3 parts Rum and Coke
1 part Lime juice

1 part Tequila

A mixture of cola and alcohol The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Manhattan 30 2 parts Whiskey

1 part Vermouth

Mild dryness The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin... IBA Official Cocktail
}}Manhattan Project 45 10 parts Manhattan
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Vermouth

1 part Uranium

Death, the destroyer of worlds A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
}}Margarita 35 2 parts Tequila

1 part Triple Sec
1 part Lime juice

Dry and salty On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba! IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Mary Pickford.png }}Mary Pickford 35 4 parts Rum

3 parts Pineapple Juice
1 part Grenadine
1 part Maraschino

Elegant pineapple May just leave you feeling a tad coquettish. IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Maui sunrise.png }}Maui Sunrise 15 2 parts Coconut rum

2 parts Pineapple juice
1 part Yuyake

1 part Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice

4 parts Lemon-Lime

Sunrise over the Pacific Behind this drink's red facade lurks a sharp, complex flavour.
}}Mauna Loa 40 2 parts Bahama Mama
2 parts Rum

1 part Creme de Coconut
1 part Kahlúa

1 part Pineapple juice

2 parts Capsaicin
1 part Kahlua

Firey, with an aftertaste of burnt flesh Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart! Can make you very hot.
}}Mead 30 2 units Honey

5 units Universal enzyme (catalyst)

Sweet, sweet alcohol A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one. Exists in real world
Файл:Melon baller.png Melon Baller Smoothie N/A 1 part Watermelon Juice

1 part Creme de Menthe
1 part Milk

Fresh melon A wonderfully fresh melon smoothie. Guaranteed to brighten your day.
}}Mojito 30 1 part Rum

1 part Sugar
1 part Lime juice
1 part Soda water
1 part Menthol

Refreshing mint A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Moonshine 95 5 units Nutriment

5 units Sugar
5 units Universal enzyme (catalyst)

Bitterness You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
}}Moscow Mule 30 5 parts Sol Dry

5 parts Vodka
1 part Lime juice
1 part Ice

Refreshing sweetness A chilly drink that reminds you of the Derelict.
}}Nar'Sour 10 1 part Blood

1 parts Lemon juice

1 part Demons Blood
1 part Space Mountain Wind

1 part Rum
1 part Blood

1 part Dr. Gibb

Bloody A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time! Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.
Файл:Negroni.png }}Negroni 50 3 parts Classic Martini

2 parts Aperitivo
1 part Vermouth

Bittersweet vermouth Hail to the crimson count. Reduces satiety.
IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Nekomimosa.gif }}Nekomimosa 17 2 parts Yuyake

2 parts Watermelon juice
1 part Champagne

MELON A syrupy mess of a cocktail, dedicated to a felinid popstar that took Mars by storm a few years ago.
Файл:Nuclear Daiquiri.png }}Nuclear Daiquiri 65 4 parts Navy Rum

3 parts Herbal Liqueur
2 parts Lime Juice
1 part Sugar

Hogo and herbs A funk bomb in a glass.
}}Nuka Cola N/A 1 part Uranium

6 parts Space Cola

The future Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up and gives you higher speed.
Reference to Fallout.
}}Old Timer 35 3 parts Whiskey Soda
2 parts whiskey
1 part soda water

2 parts Parsnip juice

1 part Alexander
1 part Cognac

1 part Creme de Cacao

1 part Creme

Simpler times An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages. Makes you older. And older, and older.
}}Neurotoxin 50 1 part Morphine
1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
1 part Gin

1 part Vodka
1 part Whiskey
1 part Cognac

1 part Lemon juice
A numbing sensation A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly. Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.
Файл:Old fashioned.png }}Old Fashioned 60 25 parts Whiskey

5 parts Sugar
2 parts Bitters

Rounded out whiskey By some measures the first cocktail, made by flavoring a hard spirit with sugar and bitters, with the spirit in question most often being whiskey in modern times. IBA official cocktail
}}Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 0 1 part Gin

1 part Vodka
1 part Whiskey
1 part Cognac
1 part Lemon juice

Your brains smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy. Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
}}Painkiller 20 5 parts Creme de Coconut

4 parts Pineapple juice
1 part Orange juice

Sugary tartness Dulls your pain. Your emotional pain, that is. (Does nothing.) Gives a small painkiller bonus, used when treated with bone gel.
}}Patron 60 10 parts Tequila

1 part Silver

Metallic and expensive Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies. Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
}}Peppermint Patty 25 6 parts Hot coco

1 part Creme de Cacao
1 part Creme de Menthe
1 part Vodka
1 part Menthol

Mint and chocolate This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa. Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.
}}Pina Colada 40 3 parts Pineapple juice

1 part Lime juice
1 part Creme de Coconut
1 part Rum

Pineapple, coconut, and a hint of the ocean A fresh pineapple drink with coconut rum. Yum. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
}}Planet Cracker 50 2 parts Champagne
2 parts Lizard Wine
1 Lizard tail
100 parts Ethanol

1 part Egg yolk
1 part Gold

Triumph with a hint of bitterness This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers. Results in 4 parts instead of 6. (If one part is 5 units, three units egg yolk will be left over and have to be filtered out, scales. Haven't done the math yet, to see what is really needed)
Файл:PodTeslaGlass.png }}Pod Tesla 80 5 parts Telepole
1 part Voltaic Yellow Wine

2 parts Dark and Stormy

1 part Sake

3 parts Brave Bull
2 parts Tequila
1 part Kahlúa

5 parts Admiralty
3 parts Navy rum

1 part Fernet

1 part Vermouth
.
Victory, with a hint of insanity Ride the lightning!  Recharges etherials, suppresses phobias, and gives strong temporary shock resistance. Makes 15 parts instead of 12. Grants a full - on immunity to tesla shocks. Useful if the supermatter is about to explode/has exploded, or if someone is taking a mech armed with a tesla cannon for a joyride.
Файл:Poet's Dream.png }}Poet's Dream 50 3 parts Classic Martini

1 part Herbal Liqueur

Honeyed herbal gin 'Those which dwell beyond the veil have little time for poetry,' it is said, 'but they have a tremendous amount of time for poets.' Or was it 'have the most tremendous time with poets?' Sleeping after drinking this will cause you cause you to have heretical dreams, although if there aren't any available influences, it'll give you a fake dream instead.
Файл:Pousse Cafe.png }}Pousse Cafe 50 1 part Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Cream

1 part Branca Menta
1 part Fernet

1 part Creme de Menthe

1 part Ice

1 part Toechtauese Syrup
6 parts Toechtauese Juice
4 parts Sugar

1 part Herbal Liqueur
1 part Bitters
1 part Aperitivo
1 part Amaretto
1 part Maraschino
1 part Yuyake
1 part Kahlua
1 part Curacao

A cascade of varying liqueurs If a bartender serves you this without you ordering it, they probably want to impress you. If you ordered it yourself, they probably want to put your head on a pike.
}}Pruno 85 First make pruno mix by crafting it (via the crafting menu) with the following ingredients:

1 Trashbag
1 Slice of moldy bread
4 Grown edible plants
2 Candy Corn
15 parts Water

Put the newly created mix in a toilet or washing machine and wait 30 seconds.

Your tastebuds being individually shanked Fermented prison wine made from fruit, sugar, and despair. Security loves to confiscate this, which is the only kind thing Security has ever done. Disgusting.
}}Pumpkin Latte N/A 5 parts Pumpkin juice

5 parts Coffee
5 parts Cream

Creamy pumpkin A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
}}Quadruple Sec 35 5 parts Triple Sec
5 parts Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice

5 parts Grenadine

An invigorating bitter freshness which suffuses your being; no enemy of the station will go unrobusted this day Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier. Heals people with security personnel livers 1 damage in all body parts per tick.
}}Quintiple Sec 55 5 parts Quadruple Sec
5 parts Triple Sec

5 parts Triple Citrus

5 parts Grenadine

5 parts Clown's Tears

5 parts Syndicate Bomb
1 part Whiskey Cola
1 part Beer
THE LAW Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE. Heals people with security personnel livers 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Has a high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.
Файл:Ramos gin fizz.png }}Ramos gin fizz 35 12 parts Gin Fizz

3 parts Lemon Juice
3 parts Sugar 3 parts Egg White
3 parts Cream
1 part Triple Sec

Creamy fluffy citrusy gin A complex twist on the concept of a gin fizz, adding cream and egg white along side lemon juice for an incomparable textural experience. In this version, the drink's signature usage of orange blossom water is replaced with a drop of orange liqueur. IBA official cocktail
}}Red Mead 31 1 part Mead
2 parts Honey
5 parts Universal enzyme (catalyst)

1 part Blood

Sweet and salty alcohol A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
Файл:Red city am.gif }}Red City AM 5 5 parts Rice beer

1 part Lime
1 part Red Bay
1 part Soy Sauce
2 parts Tomato juice

Breakfast in a glass A breakfast drink from New Osaka, for when you really need to get drunk at 9:30 in the morning in more socially acceptable manner than drinking bagwine on the bullet train. Not that you should drink this on the bullet train either.
Файл:Red planet.png }}Red Planet 45 2 parts Shochu

2 parts Triple Sec
2 parts Vermouth
1 part Grenadine
1 part Bitters

The spirit of freedom Made in celebration of the Martian Concession, the Red Planet is based on the classic El Presidente, and is as patriotic as it is bright crimson.
}}Red Queen N/A 6 parts Tea

2 parts Mercury
1 part Black pepper

1 part Growth Serum
Wonder DRINK ME. Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.
Файл:Royroger.gif }}Roy Rogers N/A 2 parts Space Cola

1 part Grenadine

Fruity overlysweet cola 90% sugar in a glass. Induces a sugar rush.
}}Rubberneck 60 5 parts Grey Bull

4 parts Ethanol
1 part Astrotame

Artificial fruityness A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet. Makes you immune to shocks.
Файл:WhiskeyCola.png }}Rum and Coke 40 2 parts Rum

1 part Space Cola

Cola The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
Файл:Saibasan.png }}{{#if:Saibasan|}}Saibāsan 20 2 parts Shochu

2 parts Yuyake
3 parts Cherry Jelly

3 parts Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice
Betrayal A drink glorifying Cybersun's enduring business..
Файл:Sangria.png }}Sangria 20 10 parts Wine

3 parts Cognac
3 parts Triple Citrus
3 parts Soda water
1 part Sugar

Refreshing fruity wine A blood-red wine punch strengthened with liquor and sweetened with as much chopped fruit as one can get their hands on.
Файл:Sanraizusoda.gif }}{{#if:Sanraizusoda|}}Sanraizusōda 6 1 part Yuyake

2 parts Soda water
1 part Cream
1 part Ice

Creamy melon soda It's a melon cream soda, except with alcohol- what's not to love? Well... possibly the hangovers.
Файл:Sazerac.png }}Sazerac 65 10 parts Old Fashioned

1 part Absinthe

Flowery anise-scented whiskey Whiskey made aromatic by absinthe and creole bitters. IBA official cocktail
}}Sbiten 70 1 part Vodka

1 part Capsaicin

Hot and spice A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot. Heats you up if you are frozen
Exists in real world
}}Screwdriver Cocktail 55 2 parts Codka

1 part Orange juice

Oranges A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer. CE, engineers and atmos techs will heal toxin if they're irradiated and drink this.
IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Sentai quencha.gif }}Sentai Quencha 28 2 parts Melon soda
1 part Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice

1 part Shochu
1 part Curacao

Ultimate ninja power Based on the galaxy-famous "Kyūkyoku no Ninja Pawā Sentai", the Sentai Quencha is a favourite at anime conventions and weeb bars.
Файл:Shirley.png }}Shirley Temple N/A 2 parts Sol Dry

1 part Grenadine

Sweet cherry syrup and ginger spice Ginger ale with processed grenadine. Reduces disgust
}}Sidecar 45 2 parts Cognac

1 part Triple sec
1 part Lemon juice

Delicious freedom The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for. IBA Official Cocktail
}}Silencer 59 1 part Nothing

1 part Cream
1 part Sugar

A pencil editor A drink from mime Heaven. Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.
}}Singulo 35 5 parts Vodka

1 part Liquid Dark Matter
5 part Wine

Concentrated matter A blue-space beverage. Makes you immune to SM hallucinations and sucks nearby objects towards you.
}}Snow White 35 1 part Beer

1 part Lemon-Lime

Refreshing cold A cold refreshment.
}}Soy Latte N/A 1 part Coffee

1 part Soy milk

Creamy coffee A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading. Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.
Файл:Spritz.png }}Spritz 20 3 parts Champagne

2 parts Aperitivo
1 part Soda Water

Bittersweet refreshment Perhaps the best way to start a night out on the town. Reduces satiety.
IBA Official Cocktail
}}Squirt Cider 40 2 parts Water

2 parts Tomato juice
1 part Nutriment
1 part Salt

Stale bread with a staler aftertaste Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is. Spirit from Bastion
Файл:Star.png }}Star 40 5 parts Applejack

5 parts Vermouth
1 part Bitters

Vinous apples A blend of applejack and vermouth accented with bitters.
}}Stinger 25 10 parts Cognac

5 parts Creme de Menthe

A slap on the face in the best possible way A snappy way to end the day. IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Strawberry banana.png Strawberry Banana Smoothie N/A 1 part Berry Juice

1 part Milk
1 part Banana Juice

Strawberry and banana A classic drink which countless souls have bonded over...
Файл:Strawberryshake.png }}Strawberry Milkshake N/A 1 part Berry juice

1 part Ice
1 part Cream.

sweet strawberries and milk A strawberry milkshake, far superior to those with weaker chocolate inclined tastebuds.
Файл:Suffering bastard.png }}Suffering Bastard 20 10 parts Sol Dry

3 parts Cognac
3 parts Gin
2 parts Lime Juice
1 part Bitters
1 part Sugar

Ginger-flavored recuperation A tiki style hangover cure made from ginger beer, spirits, and bitters. Reduces disgust and prevents headaches, while also healing a slight amount of brain damage.
IBA official cocktail
}}Sugar Rush 10 2 parts Sugar

1 part Lemon juice
1 part Wine

Your arteries clogging with sugar Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets. Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
}}Syndicate Bomb 90 1 part Whiskey Cola
2 parts Whiskey
1 part Space Cola

1 part Beer

Purified antagonism A syndicate bomb. Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.
Файл:T glass.png }}T N/A 1 part Nothing

1 part Tea

One of your 26 favorite letters You expected to find this in a soup, but this is fine too. If you're a mime, mutes you, heals your toxin damage and reduces sleep and drowsiness
Файл:TelepoleGlass.png }}Telepole 50 1 part Voltaic Yellow Wine
2 parts Dark and Stormy
3 parts Rum
7 parts Sol Dry

1 Part Sake

The Howling Storm A grounding rod in the form of a drink.  Recharges etherials, and gives temporary shock resistance. Grants immunity to shocks akin to grey bull, and recharges Etherials.

Reference to Limbus Company

}}Tequila Sunrise 45 2 parts Tequila

2 parts Orange juice
1 part Grenadine

Oranges with a hint of pomegranate Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra... Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:The Hat.png }}The Hat 80 1 part Plum wine

1 part Ethanol
1 part Water

Something perfumy A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. Drink from the Simpsons (also VA-11 Hall-A)
Файл:Thermonuclear Daiquiri.gif }}Thermonuclear Daiquiri 80 10 parts Nuclear Daiquiri

9 parts Hydrogen
1 part Uranium

approximately 3.6 roentgen You seem to hear an erratic ticking noise when you look at this drink. Makes you druggy, dizzy, and jittery, as well as making you glow blue and rarely emit high-energy nuclear particles.
Results in 10 parts instead of 20.
}}The Manly Dorf 100 1 parts Beer

2 parts Ale

Hair on your chest and your chin A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only. Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress
Файл:Thirteenloko.png }}Thirteen Loko 80 1 part Vodka

1 part Lime juice
1 part Coffee

Jitters and death This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass. Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.
}}Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea
1 part Vodka

1 part Gin
1 part Cuba Libre

1 part Tequilla

1 part Uranium

Dryness A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown. Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.
Файл:Tizirian sour.png }}Tizirian sour 35 3 parts Bitters

2 parts Lemon Juice
2 parts Korta nectar
1 part Sugar

Sweetened and spiced bitterness A twist on a trinidad sour, using korta nectar in place of orgeat. Despite the name, it was invented by a martian barkeep.
Файл:ToxinsSpecial.gif }}Toxins Special 25 2 parts Rum

1 part Vermouth
2 parts Liquid Plasma

Spicy toxins Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!! Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.
Файл:Trappist beer glass.png }}Trappist Beer 40 2 parts Ale

2 parts Holy Water
1 part Sugar

Dried plums and malt A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks. If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.
Файл:Triplecitrus.png }}Triple Citrus N/A 1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice
1 part Orange Juice

Extreme bitterness Triple the citrus, triple the fun. Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.
Файл:Turbo.gif }}Turbo 85 2 parts Moonshine
1 part Nitrous Oxide
2 parts Ammonia
3 parts Hydrogen
1 part Nitrogen

2 parts Oxygen
1 part Nitrogen

Temperature 525K

1 part Sugar Rush
2 parts Sugar

1 part Lemon juice

1 part Wine

1 part Pwr Game

The outlaw spirit A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers. Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.
Файл:Vanilla dream.png Vanilla Dream Smoothie N/A 1 part Vanilla

1 part Milk
1 part Cream

Creamy vanilla A classic drink made with vanilla and fresh cream.
Файл:Vanillashake.png }}Vanilla Milkshake N/A 1 parts Cream

1 parts Vanilla
1 parts Ice

Sweet creamy vanilla A vanilla flavored milkshake. The basics are still good.
Файл:Vanillapudding.gif }}Vanilla Pudding N/A 5 parts Cream

5 parts Vanilla
2 parts Egg yolk

A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
Файл:Vieux Carré.png }}Vieux Carré 60 6 parts Manhattan

4 parts Cognac
2 parts Vermouth
2 parts Herbal Liqueur
1 part Bitters

Creole hospitality Laissez les bons temps rouler! IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:VodkaTonic.png }}Vodka and Tonic 70 2 parts Vodka

1 part Tonic water

Tart bitterness For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Файл:VodkaMartini.png }}Vodka Martini 65 2 parts Vodka

1 part Vermouth

Shaken, not stirred A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
Файл:WhiskeyCola.png }}Whiskey Cola 70 2 parts Whiskey

1 part Space Cola

Cola An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
Файл:WhiskeySoda.png }}Whiskey Soda 70 2 parts Whiskey

1 part Soda water

Soda Ultimate refreshment.
Файл:Whiskey sour.png }}Whiskey Sour 35 1 part whiskey

1 part Lemon juice
1 part Sugar

Sour lemons Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
Файл:White hawaiian.png }}White Hawaiian 16 2 parts Coconut Milk

1 part Coconut rum
1 part Kahlua

Файл:WhiteRussian.png }}White Russian 50 5 parts Black Russian
3 parts Vodka
2 parts Kahlúa

3 parts Cream

Bitter cream A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man. IBA Official Cocktail
Файл:Wizz fizz.gif }}Wizz Fizz 50 1 part Champagne

1 part Soda Water
1 part Triple sec

Friendship! It is magic, after all A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild. Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.
}}..What? N/A Fail a recipe You can't really tell what this is. You get this when there is something else in the glass
Файл:Yuyakita.png }}{{#if:Yūyakita|}}Yūyakita 40 2 parts Tequila

1 part Lime juice
1 part Yūyake

Death A hell unleashed upon the world by an unnamed patron.

Lizard Drinks


Drinks with Tizirian origins.

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
}}Drunken Espatier 65 2 part Mushi Kombucha
3 parts Mushroom tea

2 parts Korta nectar

1 part Universal enzyme (catalyst)

2 parts Moonshine
5 parts Nutriment

5 parts Sugar

5 parts Universal enzyme (catalyst)

1 part Berry juice

Sorrow Look, if you had to get into a shootout in the cold vacuum of space, you'd want to be drunk too. A drink to make facing death easier.
}}Mushi Kombucha N/A 3 parts Mushroom tea
1 part Mushroom powder
5 parts Water

2 parts Korta nectar
1 part Universal enzyme (catalyst)

A popular summer beverage on Tizira, made from sweetened mushroom tea. A glass of (slightly alcoholic) fermented sweetened mushroom tea. Refreshing, if a little strange.
}}Mushroom Tea N/A 1 part Mushroom powder

5 parts Water

Mushrooms A savoury glass of tea made from polypore mushroom shavings, originally native to Tizira. Oddly savoury for a drink. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.
}}Protein Blend 65 1u Organic Slurry

1u Korta flour
1u Blood
2u Ethanol

Regret A vile blend of protein, pure grain alcohol, korta flour, and blood. Useful for bulking up, if you can keep it down. Vile, even by lizard standards.
}}Sea Breeze 15 3 parts Kortara

1 part Creme de Menthe
1 part Creme de Cacao

Mint choc chip Light and refreshing with a mint and cocoa hit- like mint choc chip ice cream you can drink! Minty, chocolatey, and creamy.
Файл:Triumphal arch.png }}Triumphal Arch 60 5 part Mushi Kombucha
3 parts Mushroom tea

2 parts Korta nectar

1 part Universal enzyme (catalyst)

2 parts Grappa
1 part Wine
10 parts Universal enzyme (catalyst)

2 parts Lemon juice
1 part Gold

Victory A drink celebrating the Lizard Empire and its military victories. It's popular at bars on Unification Day. A toast to the Empire, long may it stand.
Файл:White tiziran.png }}White Tiziran 50 5 parts Black Russian
3 parts Vodka
2 parts Kahlúa

3 parts Kortara

Strikes and gutters A mix of vodka and kortara. The Lizard imbibes. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking humans, man.

Mothic Drinks


Drinks with Mothic origins.

Picture Cocktail Strength Ingredients Taste Drink Description Notes
Файл:Admirality.png }}Admiralty 100 3 parts Navy rum

1 part Fernet
1 part Vermouth

Haughty arrogance A refined, bitter drink made with navy rum, vermouth and fernet.
Файл:Darknstormy.png }}Dark and stormy 50 3 parts Rum

7 part Sol Dry

Ginger and rum A classic drink arriving to thunderous applause.
Файл:Longjohn.png }}Long John Silver 50 4 part Navy rum

1 part Bitters
5 part Lemonade

Rum and spices A long drink of navy rum, bitters, and lemonade. Particularly popular aboard the Mothic Fleet as it's light on ration credits and heavy on flavour.
Файл:Longhaul.gif }}Long Haul 35 4 part Navy Rum

3 part Curacao
2 part Sugar
1 part Bitters
15 part Soda water

Companionship A perfect companion for a lonely long haul flight
Файл:Saltandswell.png }}Salt and swell 60 4 part Navy rum
3 part Toechtauese Syrup
6 parts Toechtauese Juice
4 parts Sugar

2 part Egg Yolk
1 part Saline-Glucose Solution

Salt and spice A bracing sour with an interesting salty taste
Файл:Tich toch.png }}Tich Toch 75 6 parts Tiltaellen
8 parts Yoghurt

1 part Vinegar

1 part Salt

2 parts Toechtauese Syrup
6 parts Toechtauese Juice
4 parts Sugar

2 part Vodka

Spicy sour cheesy yoghurt A mix of Tiltällen, Töchtaüse Syrup, and vodka. It's not exactly to everyones' tastes. Disgusting
Файл:Tiltaellen.png }}Tiltaellen 10 8 parts Yoghurt

1 parts Vinegar
1 part Salt

Sour cheesy yoghurt A lightly fermented yoghurt drink with salt and a light dash of vinegar. Has a distinct sour cheesy flavour. Disgusting
Файл:Tropicalstorm.png }}Tropical storm 40 2 part Rum

2 parts Curacao

4 parts Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Lime Juice

1 part Orange Juice

2 part Pineapple juice

The tropics A taste of the Caribbean in one glass.

Juice Cartons

By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.

Файл:Vendcola.gif Junk Drinks


If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks vending machine.

Picture Dispenses Description
}}Space Cola 30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
}}Space Mountain Wind Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
}}Dr. Gibb A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.
}}Star-kist Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?
}}Space-Up Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.
}}Pwr Game The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.
}}{{#if:Lemon Lime|}}{{#if:Orange Soda|}}Lemon-Lime You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.
}}Canned air 24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.
}}Grey Bull Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.
}}Monkey Energy Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Removes drowsiness, reduces sleep time and cools you down if overheated, makes you jittery and dizzy. Also makes you say boomer lines if overdosed (over 60u). Contains 50u.
Sol Dry 30u Sol Dry. In space. Reduces disgust.

Файл:Vendcoffee.gif Hot Drinks

If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit. Due to Lizardpeople's inability to heat themselves naturally, having a cup of warm coffee might be a way to stop yourself from freezing to death.

Picture Dispenses Description
}}Robust Coffee Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.
}}Duke Purple Tea An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.
}}Dutch Hot Coco Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco heats you up if cold and has 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts milk and 1 part cocoa heated to 320K. Alternatively mix 1 part chocolate milk with 2 parts milk and heat to 320K.